Freakin' Squeaky
My boss says "mute," my dog says "squeak"
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"Freakin’ Squeaky!"
(Verse 1)
It’s 6 a.m., I’m dreamin’ sweet,
Then squeak! goes Benny at my feet.
Rubber ducky, neon bone,
That sound has claimed my comfort zone!
Coffee spills, the toy parade,
Underfoot like a full blockade.
One more yap and I’m gonna freak—
My life’s a never-ending squeak!
(Chorus)
Freakin’ squeaky! Day and night!
In my Zoom call, what a sight!
My boss says "mute," my dog says "squeak,"
Every fifteen seconds—EeeEEEeeek!
Freakin’ squeaky! I’m goin’ nuts!
Lost count of toys, lost all my guts!
Love my dog, but I can’t sleep—
It’s freakin’, squeakin’, freakin’ squeaky!
(Verse 2)
Tried to hide ‘em, box ‘em up,
He sniffed ‘em out—oh, what bad luck!
Late night cuddles, candlelight,
Then squeak! right through the quiet night!
Dinner date—romantic vibe—
Till EeeeeeEEEEeeep! killed the tribe.
That rubber chicken mocks my pain,
His squeaky smile drives me insane!
(Chorus)
Freakin’ squeaky! Can’t escape!
From sunrise to that midnight tape.
Pitch meetings, love scenes, bubble baths—
All drowned by the sound that laughs!
Freakin’ squeaky! What a curse!
I think that toy is gettin’ worse!
My sanity’s on layaway—
Squeaky’s here to stayyyyy!
(Bridge)
I’ve tried the earplugs, I’ve begged and cried,
I’ve even tried to squeak back twice!
He wagged his tail, his face so proud,
As the orchestra squeaked out loud!
(Breakdown)
Squeak in the pantry, squeak in the hall,
Squeak on the bed—oh, not that call!
Squeak on the ceiling, squeak on the floor,
I just found three behind the door!
(Final Chorus)
Freakin’ squeaky! Lord have mercy!
My life’s a squeaky controversy!
Love that pup, but this is bleak—
Somebody please, make silence chic!
Freakin’ squeaky! Till I die!
It’s squeak or bust, don’t ask me why!
He’s my best friend, he’s got that streak...
Of freakin’, squeakin’, Freakin’ Squeaky!
This is original work is produced by AK Darvinson with a combination of observation, critical thinking, insight, heart, compassion, passion, creativity, and technology. All rights are reserved. Free sharing is encouraged. Commercial use via license only.
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