Imagine …

Imagine a candidate so strong and competent that she didn’t need a single primary vote to become her party’s nominee … thus completely abandoning democracy to “save democracy“.

Imagine a candidate so popular and strong and secure and independent that her party had to execute a coup to oust her predecessor and install her via a “democratic” virtual coronation.

Imagine a candidate so widely adored that her popularity skyrocketed the moment the media (specifically ABC) launched an unprecedentedly large and coordinated campaign in her favor … presenting her in a positive light about 92% of the time while casting her opponent in a negative light roughly 97% of the time.

Imagine a candidate who is such a deep thinker and a great communicator that she doesn’t need policy positions for leftist NPCs to line up unquestioningly to vote for her.

Imagine a candidate so personable and so well-liked by the American voter that her party has to find a way to squelch her cackle … amid so much joy. So. Much. Joy.

Imagine a candidate so skilled and knowledgeable that they need to feed her debate questions in advance, fact check her opponent in real time – often incorrectly – and never challenge her on incorrect statements or follow up on any of her positions. That’s just how good she is…

Imagine a candidate whose record of accomplishments is so vast and so well understood by the American people that she has to position her campaign as an outsider while casting her opponent as the one in charge during the disastrous 3 1/2 years where she actually held office. She’s amazing!

Imagine a candidate so confident in her own positions and abilities that she co-opts the positions of her opponent in order to appear competent and in-touch.

Imagine a candidate so awesome that the most positive attribute cited by most of her voters is that she’s not the other guy. And oh, how they HATE the other guy … so that’s enough. The party of diversity and inclusion and hate.

Imagine a candidate so strong in her values that she says today that she will not do the things that she’s advocated for virtually her entire career!

Imagine a candidate so in touch with the average person that they were excited to get the endorsement of Dick Cheney and his spawn. So proud! So amazing!

Imagine a candidate whose policies are so well-loved that she loses both her former party co-chair (Gabbard) and the closest thing to political royalty we have in this country (RFKJ) who now both support her opponent. That’s just how good she is. She thinks that a great trade.

Do you?

~akdarvinson