Somali Welfare Pirates
They looted Minnesota like a chest without a lid!
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There is perhaps no better example of the pilfering endemic to blue state politics than the tale of the swarthy Somali Welfare Pirates exposed by a 23 year old youtuber named Nick Shirley doing what "respectable journalists" couldn't be bothered to do.
His video has gone mega-viral for no reason other than the American taxpayer has absolutely had enough of the fraud on both sides of aisle. All of this fraud looks for all the world like the looting of the American people at the end of an era where the dollar is collapsing, the rule of law is virtually meaningless, and the hope we have for our grandchildren's future is fading fast.
I invite you to listen to this song, read the lyrics, and consider the implications for your future and that of your children and grandchildren.
Somali Welfare Pirates
[Verse 1]
Come listen, ye landlubbers, to a tale that’s bold and brash,
Somali welfare pirates grabbed a billion bucks in cash!
No swords, no ships, no salty spray—just forms and phony kids,
They looted Minnesota like a chest without a lid!
[Chorus]
Heave ho, Somali welfare pirates, stuffin’ every sack!
Heave ho, Somali welfare pirates, never givin’ back!
Ghost kids eatin’ phantom meals, fake docs and empty halls,
Heave ho, ye welfare pirates—yo ho ho and balls!
[Verse 2]
Feeding Our Future waved their flag, “Come feed the needy young!”
But the only thing they fed was Lambos—vroom vroom, hear ’em run!
Empty daycares, golden faucets, villas back in Nairobi town,
In the land of ten thousand frauds, the surplus tumbled down!
[Chorus]
Heave ho, Somali welfare pirates, stuffin’ every sack!
Heave ho, Somali welfare pirates, never givin’ back!
Autism “cures” on paper stacks, housin’ scams galore,
Heave ho, ye welfare pirates—greedy to the core!
[Verse 3]
Fake therapists, fake diagnoses, billin’ left and right,
One kid got “treated” forty hours—every single night!
Housing “help” for ghosts again, rides that never rolled,
They turned the welfare tap full blast and struck pure taxpayer gold!
[Bridge]
Tampon Tim and his merry band looked the other way with glee,
For votes they winked at thievin’ hands, “Diversity’s the key!”
Hawala wires zipped the loot to terror’s bloody call,
Minnesota taxpayers—Al-Shabaab’s biggest bank of all!
[Chorus]
Heave ho, Somali welfare pirates, haulin’ in the loot!
Heave ho, Somali welfare pirates, livin’ absolute!
But videos went viral—empty rooms and missin’ tots,
Heave ho, ye welfare pirates—now ye’re gettin’ caught!
[Verse 4]
Feds kicked doors, froze funds, seized houses by the score,
DHS rolled in like a storm—yo ho, no plunderin’ more!
From golden goose to cuffed and booked, the party’s finally done,
The pirates cry “Discrimination!”—mate, your jig is run!
[Outro Chorus]
Heave ho, Somali welfare pirates, but the rope is gettin’ tight!
Heave ho, Somali welfare pirates, kiss your loot goodnight!
In the land of ten thousand frauds ye made a laughin’, bleedin’ joke,
Heave ho, the boom is droppin’—choke, ye thievin’ folk!
[Instrumental Outro]
This is original work is produced by AK Darvinson with a combination of observation, critical thinking, insight, heart, compassion, passion, creativity, and technology. All rights are reserved. Free sharing is encouraged. Commercial use via license only.
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