Snowmageddon o' '26
We’re trapped, but baby, it’s pure bliss
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Snowmageddon o' '26
[instrumental intro]
[Verse 1]
Woke up buried past my knees,
Coffee’s cold, can’t find my keys,
Mailbox vanished, car’s a hill—
Guess I’m stayin’ home ‘til springtime, still!
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh the wind’s howlin’ louder than my neighbor’s dog,
Got soup on the boil and socks on the log,
Snowflakes fall like disco lights,
It’s just me and the blizzard tonight!
[Chorus]
Snowmageddon o’ ’26!
We’re dancin’ with the icicle sticks,
Frozen tunes on my radio fix,
Shakin’ to the Snowmageddon mix!
Snowmageddon o’ ’26!
Boots by the heater, marshmallow tricks,
Dreamin’ of sunshine, but hey—who needs it?
When you’ve got snow up past your lips!
[Verse 2]
Power’s out, I’m singin’ loud,
My flashlight’s jammin’ with the crowd,
Neighbors slide by on a makeshift sled,
We’re all just laughin’ instead of dread!
[Bridge]
Snow angels on the rooftop,
Cocoa’s spiked, can’t make it stop,
Internet’s gone, but the groove’s alive,
2026 — it’s a snow-survive vibe!
[Final Chorus]
Snowmageddon o’ ’26!
We’re trapped, but baby, it’s pure bliss,
Frozen toes and lip-sync hits,
Snow-globe dreams in an icy twist!
Snowmageddon o’ ’26!
Call your mom, she won’t believe this mix,
From Texas plains to Boston bricks—
We’re all united by frozen tricks!
[Outro]
Driftin’ deeper, midnight glow,
Snowplow’s hummin’ real slow…
If spring ever comes, we might just miss—
Snowmageddon o’ twenty-six!
This is original work is produced by AK Darvinson with a combination of observation, critical thinking, insight, heart, compassion, passion, creativity, and technology. All rights are reserved. Free sharing is encouraged. Commercial use via license only.
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