In Your Face, Don Le'Mon
Stormin' churches like it's just for fun!
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It's amazing what can happen when you're stupid. For a great example, look no further than Don Lemon's "podcast". The man who went from prime time to no time is out there breaking into churches, harassing pastors, intimidating parishioners, and making a complete ass of himself.
Thank God for poor examples like Don Le'Mon. He da man!
In Your Face, Don Le'Mon
Lyrics:
[Intro]
(ha ha ha... oh Donny boy...)
In your face, Le'Mon!
[Verse 1]
Sunday morning, praise the Lord,
Folks just tryna pray in one accord.
Then you roll up with your camera crew,
Livestream chaos, what you gonna do?
Anti-ICE squad bustin' through the door,
Screamin' slogans, kids hit the floor.
You say "journalism," we say "nah,"
Lookin' mighty cozy in that mob, ha!
[Pre-Chorus]
Harmeet's on the phone, DOJ's awake,
"FACE Act violation, for goodness' sake!"
KKK Act whispers in the hall,
Modern-day clansman? That's the call!
[Chorus]
In your face, Don Le'Mon!
Stormin' churches like it's just for fun!
Traumatizin' kids, call it news?
Now the feds are comin', pay your dues!
In your face, Don Le'Mon!
White Christians prayin', you yell "begone!"
Conspiracy vibes, you admitted the plan,
Sour like a lemon, catch 'em if you can!
[Verse 2]
You thank the guy who got right in their face,
"Justice for Renee," you join the chase.
Pastor says "shameful," congregation shook,
But you're out here flexin' like you wrote the book.
Trump's crew laughin', "Loser!" they tweet,
Nicki Minaj roastin', can't take the heat.
You cry "I'm scared," play the victim card,
But buddy, that church wasn't your backyard!
[Pre-Chorus]
On notice, Donny, better watch your back,
Federal probe, no turnin' back.
Claimin' First Amendment like a shield so thin,
But disruptin' worship? That's a sin!
[Chorus]
In your face, Don Le'Mon!
Church invasion, what a brilliant con!
Intimidatin' faithful, group attack,
Now the hammer's droppin', that's a fact!
In your face, Don Le'Mon!
Sourpuss anchor, your time is gone!
From CNN to YouTube jailbird dreams,
Sweet karma comin', hear the screams!
[Bridge]
(spoken/sung slow and mocking, sarcastic drawl)
Oh poor Don, just reportin' the truth...
While families tremble in the pews...
"Act of journalism," sure, that's rich,
Next time try knockin', you son of a... glitch!
[Guitar Solo / Instrumental Break]
[Final Chorus]
In your face, Don Le'Mon!
Lemon gets squeezed, now the juice is on!
FACE Act slappin', conspiracy tag,
Modern-day disruptor, wave the white flag!
In your face, Don Le'Mon!
Church bells ringin', but the joke's on you, son!
Sour like a lemon, twist and shout,
Federal charges comin'—better watch out!
[Outro]
In your face... (echo fading)
Don Le'Mon... (with mocking laughs)
Yeah... in your face.
Ha!
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