Swamp Rats Screamin'
Gnashing their teeth ...
**[Verse 1]**
They’re yellin’ loud, “Oh, save our cash!”
While they’re swimmin’ in taxpayer trash,
DEI deals, millions blown away,
Climate scams in Sri Lanka, who’s gonna pay?
Chuck Schumer whines, “Unelected crew!”
But his pork-barrel pals got their hands in too,
Raskin’s cryin’, “Congress must decide!”
While USAID’s budget takes us for a ride.
**[Pre-Chorus]**
Waste and fraud, they’re stackin’ it high,
Elite AI geeks cuttin’ through the lie,
Swamp rats screamin’, “Don’t touch our gold!”
Hypocrisy’s burnin’, and it’s gettin’ old!
**[Chorus]**
Swamp rats screamin’, gnashin’ their teeth,
DOGE digs deep, exposin’ the grief,
Billions in fraud, they’re losin’ their minds,
Hypocrites howlin’, caught in the grind!
(Whoa-oh-oh!) Caught in the grind!
(Whoa-oh-oh!) Truth’s so unkind!
**[Verse 2]**
Condoms for Gaza? Fifty mil gone,
Musk says, “Hamas cashed in, so long!”
FEMA’s dough to hotels deluxe,
Illegal pads while relief runs amok,
Democrats sue, “Privacy’s dead!”
But their donors feast on the fed’s sweet bread,
Unions cry, “Our jobs, oh no!”
While they bank on largesse, watch it grow!
**[Pre-Chorus]**
Waste and fraud, it’s a billionaire’s game,
AI crew’s torchin’ the grift and shame,
Swamp rats screamin’, “Leave us alone!”
But their hands are dirty down to the bone!
**[Chorus]**
Swamp rats screamin’, gnashin’ their teeth,
DOGE digs deep, exposin’ the grief,
Billions in fraud, they’re losin’ their minds,
Hypocrites howlin’, caught in the grind!
(Whoa-oh-oh!) Caught in the grind!
(Whoa-oh-oh!) Truth’s so unkind!
**[Bridge]**
Oh, Elaine Kamarck, Brookings queen,
“Slash and burn’s too mean!” she screams,
But her Clinton cuts? A slow, soft dance,
Now she’s mad ‘cause Musk took a chance,
Social Security fraud, billions fly,
AI’s countin’ ghosts who never die,
They clutch their pearls, “Oh, what a sin!”
While they’re cashin’ checks with a grift-filled grin!
**[Chorus]**
Swamp rats screamin’, gnashin’ their teeth,
DOGE digs deep, exposin’ the grief,
Billions in fraud, they’re losin’ their minds,
Hypocrites howlin’, caught in the grind!
(Whoa-oh-oh!) Caught in the grind!
(Whoa-oh-oh!) Truth’s so unkind!
**[Outro]**
Trump says, “Go, Elon, rip it apart!”
AI elite with a rebel heart,
Swamp rats wail, “We’re under attack!”
But the waste train’s rollin’, no turnin’ back!
(Whoa-oh-oh!) No turnin’ back!
(Whoa-oh-oh!) Fraud’s gettin’ whacked!
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Conceived and produced by AK Darvinson using worldly experience, critical thinking, keen observations, talent-on-loan-from-GOD and tools like Juice Bomb IPA, Grok, Suno, and ArtSpace.
Personal sharing, non-commercial distribution authorized and encouraged. Commercial use ... contact AKD for licensing.
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