A look at the critical thinking skills ... or lack thereof ... behind the acts of domestic terrorism aimed at Elon Musk through Tesla owners and dealerships.

Verse 1 

Yo, check the scene, it’s the #TorchTesla crew, 

Angry mob with the flames, thinkin’ they’re breakin’ through, 

Five minutes back, you were Elon’s biggest fans, 

Now you’re torchin’ his whips with Molotovs in your hands. 

Wait a sec, let’s rewind, use that brain for a bit, 

He’s already cashed out, you’re just throwin’ a fit, 

Billionaire’s laughin’, stackin’ cash to the roof, 

While you’re out here playin’ gangster, lookin’ like a goof. 

Chorus 

Torch that Tesla, yeah, you’re so hardcore, 

But Elon’s got the money, you’re just givin’ him more, 

Save the planet? Man, you’re lightin’ a fuse, 

Battery’s explodin’, climate’s like, “You lose!” 

Verse 2 

Critical thinkin’? Nah, that’s not your vibe, 

You’re mad at the man, but you’re boostin’ his tribe, 

Every dent, every spark, every burned-out shell, 

Means Tesla’s makin’ bank on parts you helped sell. 

“Down with the system!” you scream in the street, 

But lithium’s poppin’ off, you’re cookin’ defeat, 

Planet’s chokin’ on smoke, irony’s so thick, 

You’re a green crusader with a real dumb trick. 

Chorus 

Torch that Tesla, yeah, you’re so hardcore, 

But Elon’s got the money, you’re just givin’ him more, 

Save the planet? Man, you’re lightin’ a fuse, 

Battery’s explodin’, climate’s like, “You lose!” 

Bridge 

Yo, you loved him when he tweeted, “To Mars we go!” 

Now you’re flippin’ out, settin’ fires below, 

Logic’s on vacation, rage is runnin’ the show, 

Burnin’ up a dream that you used to know. 

Eco-warrior vibes? That’s a big LOL, 

Firebomb a battery, man, that’s a hard sell, 

Elon’s in his spaceship, sippin’ champagne, 

While you’re down here losin’ the critical thinkin’ game. 

Chorus 

Torch that Tesla, yeah, you’re so hardcore, 

But Elon’s got the money, you’re just givin’ him more, 

Save the planet? Man, you’re lightin’ a fuse, 

Battery’s explodin’, climate’s like, “You lose!” 

Outro 

So put down the torch, take a minute to think, 

You’re feedin’ the beast while the planet’s on the brink, 

#TorchTesla squad, it’s a clown show parade, 

Elon’s still winnin’, and you’ve been played. 

March 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM

Directed and Produced by AK Darvinson March 2025 using vision, experience, critical thinking, talent-in-development and tools like Grok, Suno, & ArtSpace. Non-commercial use is authorized. Contact AKD for commercial license.