Affordable
Yeah, Right!
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Affordable
Yeah, Right!
[Intro]
(Ooh-wah-ooh, yeah!)
Handclaps and surf guitars!
Woo-hoo!
[Verse 1]
(Male, enthusiastic)
Back in 2010, what a glorious day
They signed that big bill in a partisan way
No votes from the other side, not even one
But hey, who needs bipartisans when you're havin' fun?
Promised us savings, twenty-five hundred bucks
Keep your doctor, keep your plan—oh, what luck!
[Pre-Chorus]
(Female, bubbly)
Bend that cost curve down, make it all so cheap
Affordable care for everyone, hip-hip!
[Chorus]
(Group, mocking cheer)
Affordable! (Yeah, right!)
Premiums skyrocketin' into the night!
Subsidies forever, trillions down the drain
Thanks, ObamaCare! You're drivin' us insane!
Woo-hoo! Thanks, ObamaCare!
(Yeah, right!)
[Verse 2]
(Male, sarcastic grin)
Website launched in 2013, what a sight to see
Crashed like a party no one wanted to be
Billions to fix it, ghosts on the roll
Enrollin' the dead—bless their digital souls!
High deductibles, can't afford to get sick
Coverage on paper, but it's all just a trick
[Pre-Chorus]
(Female, fake excitement)
More subsidies comin', don't let it expire
Or premiums double, set your wallet on fire!
[Chorus]
(Group, louder)
Affordable! (Yeah, right!)
Insurers get rich while we fight for our life!
Trillions in taxes, fraud here and there
Health gettin' worse, but who really cares?
Woo-hoo! Thanks, ObamaCare!
(Yeah, right!)
[Bridge]
(Duet, exaggerated enthusiasm slowing down)
One-party masterpiece, design so divine
Botched from the start, but it's totally fine!
Longevity stallin', costs through the roof
But keep on subsidizin', that's the living proof!
[Instrumental Break]
(Twangy surf guitar solo, handclaps building)
[Chorus]
(Group, full gang vocals, ALL CAPS energy)
AFFORDABLE! (YEAH, RIGHT!)
The gift that keeps takin' with all of its might!
Families are payin' in money and health
Endless bailouts for corporate wealth!
WOO-HOO! THANKS, OBAMACARE!
(YEAH, RIGHT!)
THANKS, OBAMACARE!
[Outro]
(Fading gang vocals)
Ooh-wah-ooh, yeah... Affordable... (Yeah, right!)
Woo-hoo!
This is original work is produced by AK Darvinson with a combination of observation, critical thinking, insight, heart, compassion, passion, creativity, and technology. All rights are reserved. Free sharing is encouraged. Commercial use via license only.
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